Outbreak Notice
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (W.O.R.K.). If you receive W.O.R.K. from your boss, any of your collegues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you come into contact with W.O.R.K. you should immediately leave the premisses.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the following antidotes:
- W.O.R.K. Isolating Neutralizer Extract (W.I.N.E.)
- Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (B.E.E.R.)
Take the antidote repeatedly until W.O.R.K. has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and W.O.R.K. is controlling your life.
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